Well... bought and finished magna cum laude today... Man oh man, I hope Al Lowe is turning in his non-existant grave.

The game lacks all subtlety and magic that the old games had. People curse and swear at every corner of dialogue in the game and the chicks are stereotypical and shallow. Yes... I was hoping to see more complex imaginary computer characters to strip and woo. For some odd reason, most of the game is censored (kinda odd for a game coming from the leading producer of porno in the world, eh?), but this is easily "adjusted" with a bit of hex-editing. Of course I heard someone mention that the european version of the game would be fully uncensored and have bonus ending sequence material... but that's not worth spending more money on.

The graphics are... well... poor, given the amount of space this game takes up. Interesting colors, but it lags in polygonal detail.

The replay value is... non existant. You can spend all eternity "perfecting" the little mini-games to get a perfect game, but it unlocks pretty much nothing.

No dialogue options, no item usage, no brains required... a sad day in the history of computer gaming.